Golden rule to live by

There’s this man who has a chicken for pet. The chicken’s name is Ali (it’s a male, you see).

One day the man and Ali go into the jungle. Unfortunately, they lose their way.

It soon gets dark and they need a place to spend the night. They find a cave but it’s known to be a bear hideout.

The man asks Ali, “What do you think, Ali? Should we have a one-night stand inside this cave?” Ali answers, “Yes, I think we should.”

The duo are duly eaten by the bear.

Moral of the story: If you let your cock do the thinking, it probably won’t be a good decision.